STFU Liberals

stfumarrieds:

I can haz subject/verb and verb tens agreementz? The hell you sayz!
It’s a fact. California now has the power to pass federal laws and California’s judges now trump federal judges. Suck on that, other states. Guess you’ll just have to live your life the California way from here on out, and like it. Hey! That means medical marijuana is now legal at the federal level! Cancer patients across the country can now legally spark up a jay. I hear California is trying to flat-out legalize weed. It’ll be 4:20 all across the country soon. Unfortunately, bilingual education is now illegal across the country, and Prop 13 is going to fuck up every other state’s budget, too. Meh, we’ll all be too high to notice the budget problems. Too high and too busy partaking of the hoagie-on-hoagie and awkward-pouch-on-awkward-pouch buffet to which we’ve all been invited.
Thanks, submitter, for proving that all people are equaling annoying - regardless of sexual orientation. Which is why they all deserve an equal opportunity to make a public nuisance, and jackass, out of themselves by becoming Bridezillas and Groomthras. All annoying idiots are created equal, and deserve equal protection under the law.
From the submitter:

*I saw something looking for the gays…and I have more then plenty of examples of how homos can be just as obnoxious as their hetero friends. The story of this girl is so long and ridiculous I’ll try to just get in the relevant parts…I went to school with this girl and… didnt hear from her again until… she decided she was gay and remembered that since I was we could be best friends. There are so many gems that I can send but this particular interaction was hilarious. This was right after Prop 8 was knocked down but gay marriages were put on hold. She wants to go to CT to get married and is clearly shabby with how laws work because she thought she could no longer get married there… to this day she still thinks she can’t get married anywhere.

*Yes, please. We’re all equal here, and all equally snark-worthy and mock-worthy.

That is not how laws work!!

I can haz subject/verb and verb tens agreementz? The hell you sayz!

It’s a fact. California now has the power to pass federal laws and California’s judges now trump federal judges. Suck on that, other states. Guess you’ll just have to live your life the California way from here on out, and like it. Hey! That means medical marijuana is now legal at the federal level! Cancer patients across the country can now legally spark up a jay. I hear California is trying to flat-out legalize weed. It’ll be 4:20 all across the country soon. Unfortunately, bilingual education is now illegal across the country, and Prop 13 is going to fuck up every other state’s budget, too. Meh, we’ll all be too high to notice the budget problems. Too high and too busy partaking of the hoagie-on-hoagie and awkward-pouch-on-awkward-pouch buffet to which we’ve all been invited.

Thanks, submitter, for proving that all people are equaling annoying - regardless of sexual orientation. Which is why they all deserve an equal opportunity to make a public nuisance, and jackass, out of themselves by becoming Bridezillas and Groomthras. All annoying idiots are created equal, and deserve equal protection under the law.

From the submitter:

*I saw something looking for the gays…and I have more then plenty of examples of how homos can be just as obnoxious as their hetero friends. The story of this girl is so long and ridiculous I’ll try to just get in the relevant parts…I went to school with this girl and… didnt hear from her again until… she decided she was gay and remembered that since I was we could be best friends. There are so many gems that I can send but this particular interaction was hilarious. This was right after Prop 8 was knocked down but gay marriages were put on hold. She wants to go to CT to get married and is clearly shabby with how laws work because she thought she could no longer get married there… to this day she still thinks she can’t get married anywhere.

*Yes, please. We’re all equal here, and all equally snark-worthy and mock-worthy.

That is not how laws work!!

To state it very bluntly, piracy hurts. It hurts our economy, our health and our safety… Piracy is theft. Clean and simple. It’s smash and grab. It ain’t no different than smashing a window at Tiffany’s and grabbing [merchandise].

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US Vice President Joe Biden

Now, as a dedicated pirate of music, I am inclined to disagree with Mr. Biden. It is more like if Tiffany’s was selling merchandise and I decided to make a clone of the merchandise and go on my merry way.

(via kthooper) Wait…how does pirating hurt someone’s health? (via ihatethismess)

N-Not our SAFETY!!!

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Joey, baby, I love ya but shhh…just shhhh. You don’t go here.

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Study finds pirates ten times more likely to buy music

Also, yeah, “hurts our health”? Not so much.

Submitted by J., who makes an excellent point: “Basically, liberals are going out there and doing stupid shit that the teabaggers are doing. Problem is, then the teabaggers can just blame it on the liberals and won’t have to suffer any consequences. This isn’t rocket science and I can’t believe these people think it’s a good idea. Noble cause, horrific execution.”

Submitted by atlanticlove: “(a backbone, of course)”

I thought when we elected a black president, we were going to get a black president. You know, this [BP oil spill] is where I want a real black president. I want him in a meeting with the BP CEOs, you know, where he lifts up his shirt so you can see the gun in his pants. That’s — (in black man voice) ‘we’ve got a motherfu**ing problem here?’ Shoot somebody in the foot.

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Bill Maher: Obama Not Acting Like A “Real Black” President - RealClearPolitics

James Taranto comments: “Those who’ve been desperately searching for racism in criticism of Obama have finally found it.”

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In other news : Sarah Silverman hates Jews and blacks. And smelly Mexicans. And Lisa Lampanelli hates ~~fags~~ ass pirates. And Richard Pryor hates white people. And Lenny Bruce hates everybody.

It’s called a Sense Of Humor, dude.

The problem with calling things Racism! that aren’t racism is that actual, real, evil racism goes right under the radar of polite society, the nasty undertones continue to swell, and people like Taranto—who, I dare say, knows a thing or two about incendiary language and attention-grabbing tactics—will never call out his conservative co-offenders on the kind of poisonous hatred they use to line their pockets with millions while claiming to be colorblind and lily-white-innocent when it comes to such charges.

I mean, I know you’re not a Bill Maher fan, sds, but really… to accuse someone (or support the accusation of someone) who is about as free of racial bias of anyone in the history of media or comedy of being, you know, a Racist!, well… that’s reprehensible in my book.

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Your statement implies that because it’s humor, it’s not racist. I’m sure you don’t actually believe that.

Is it funny? Sure, in a way. I don’t have any problems affirming that. But it doesn’t change the fact that Maher is spouting insidious stereotypes of black men in a way that would get most non-liberals publicly crucified.

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Bill Maher is an ass.

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STFU, Bill Maher.

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/columns/Harry-Reid-carrying-Wall-Street_s-love-child-92979784.html

Some one else in in bed with Wall street.

robot-heart-politics:

chuckmore:

Protest Sign Reminders: What The Liberal Rallies From The Bush Years Were Like

K, just a quick reminder, teabaggers didn’t invent misspelled signs or Hitler comparisons.

I have a feeling that this tumblr won't have nearly as much stupidity as the other ones do. Call it a hunch.

drinkthe-koolaid

I know right?

Some people have been directed here as a result of a copycat Tumblr, “shutthefuckupliberals.” I’m the editor of STFU, Conservatives, and I own this one too. In the spirit of bipartisanship, I would happily post stuff here too. That is, if anyone sent me anything. Here’s what the STFU, Liberals inbox looks like.

I’ve also enabled messages and replies. No submissions.

I didn’t campaign on the public option.

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President Obama, reminding us that we got what we voted for! (via notthatkindagay)

Humorous, considering his campaign website still contains his promise of creating a public option for those without health insurance. You’d think if you were going to lie so blatantly about your stated positions on the issues, you would at least make sure you delete the evidence from a prominent spot on a website with your fucking name on it.

In several instances where I have disagreed with him, he honestly has stood by what he said he would do during his campaign. This is not one of those occasions.

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