I can haz subject/verb and verb tens agreementz? The hell you sayz!
It’s a fact. California now has the power to pass federal laws and California’s judges now trump federal judges. Suck on that, other states. Guess you’ll just have to live your life the California way from here on out, and like it. Hey! That means medical marijuana is now legal at the federal level! Cancer patients across the country can now legally spark up a jay. I hear California is trying to flat-out legalize weed. It’ll be 4:20 all across the country soon. Unfortunately, bilingual education is now illegal across the country, and Prop 13 is going to fuck up every other state’s budget, too. Meh, we’ll all be too high to notice the budget problems. Too high and too busy partaking of the hoagie-on-hoagie and awkward-pouch-on-awkward-pouch buffet to which we’ve all been invited.
Thanks, submitter, for proving that all people are equaling annoying - regardless of sexual orientation. Which is why they all deserve an equal opportunity to make a public nuisance, and jackass, out of themselves by becoming Bridezillas and Groomthras. All annoying idiots are created equal, and deserve equal protection under the law.
From the submitter:
*I saw something looking for the gays…and I have more then plenty of examples of how homos can be just as obnoxious as their hetero friends. The story of this girl is so long and ridiculous I’ll try to just get in the relevant parts…I went to school with this girl and… didnt hear from her again until… she decided she was gay and remembered that since I was we could be best friends. There are so many gems that I can send but this particular interaction was hilarious. This was right after Prop 8 was knocked down but gay marriages were put on hold. She wants to go to CT to get married and is clearly shabby with how laws work because she thought she could no longer get married there… to this day she still thinks she can’t get married anywhere.
*Yes, please. We’re all equal here, and all equally snark-worthy and mock-worthy.
That is not how laws work!!